Merchandise, Tapes, Contacts, Parties

Useful Stuff

Determined not to be just another MST 3K site with nothing original to offer the average fan, I've decided to make a section devoted to YOU, the web site patron. First I'd like to thank you for patronizing me.. umm.. yeah. And second, it REALLY REALLY helps if you're using Microsquish's Internet Explorer 3.0 or later. Sorry, Netscape is too buggy and can't even support it's own invention (Javascript) without crashing a few thousand times. Sad, really.

Bit parts are the small roles that those nutty nut nuts at BBI are sometimes called upon to fill during a skit(Holoclowns, visitors, aliens.. etc.). Here you will find a list of all the bit parts I could identify and info on who played them.

Shorts, largely ignored by most other web sites, well here's a whole section on them! including a never-before seen short (Unless you were at the Conventio-Con II: Electric Boogaloo)

Tapes, tapes, sing the praises of tapes! Sure Seasons 1 through 7 will never ever be shown again on Cable, Satellite or Broadcast Television. But don't despair! I happen to know for a fact that there are copies of every single episode of MST 3K ever made being circulated out there (As per instructions).

Contacts having to do with MST 3K. Fan clubs, Info club, newsletters, e-mail addresses, snail mail, telephone.. you know, the works!

Parties with MST 3K episodes to watch are always a success! Unless of course one of the guests you've invited is a homicidal maniac in which case it can be a nightmare. Heh. Be forewarned (Just don't invite me, I guess) Before you click on that link make sure you understand that I will not be held responsible for any problems you might have if you decide to go to or host one of these MST 3K parties. I'm simply providing a forum for those interested in such parties to communicate. And most important Best Brains, Inc. has absolutely nothing to do with any of these parties, aside from producing MST 3K. So you could no more blame them for anything that happens at a party than you could blame the artist of any particular song that could be playing at a party. In fact, if they were to find out that I'm facilitating the communication between you obsessive freaks (Myself included) they'd put a pillow case over my head and beat me with soap filled towels.

Merchandise! Now before you get your knickers in a twist, this is legit merchandise which you will be purchasing from Best Brains directly, I'm just providing an online Catalogue with pictures and objective descriptions. As an added feature for those using Internet Explorer 3.0, you can launch your order from this website which will tally up all your items with tax (If any) shipping, then create a nice orderly form for you to print out. (Remember, every item you buy helps pay for the life giving sucrose these Best Brains' brains need to stay creative)

HELP Best Brains! There are those out there that simply don't "get" MST 3K. and on the off chance that the show could get canceled because those of us who do get it are not vocal enough, here are some links, addresses, suggestions and sample letters for keeping that most magnificent program on the air. Also a bit of back pedaling for those of us that requested Comedy Central from our cable companies before we knew they would cancel the best show on earth! Also, be sure to kiss up to advertisers and let them know how much you plan on using their products!

Dear Stayfree,
I'm delighted you chose to sponsor this weeks episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi channel. I'm a male, but to show my appreciation for the sponsorship I've bought three cases of Always with wings™. I suppose I will use them to clean up the milk that pours out of my nose while laughing at the antics of those kooky robots and Mike Nelson. Those wings really help channel the... yadda yadda yadda... the funny thing is, I wasn't even drinking milk at the time. I'm beginning to suspect I'm an android, in which case that show may be giving me internal bleeding.

Episode 801's sponsor was Aleve, I'm eating those like popcorn. (Splains a lot doesn't it?)

Links to other great MST 3K sites out on the web. Thanks to all of yous for pictures suggestions and whatnot!

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