Baby Instruction Manual
Give the new parent something they really need -- an owner's manual for the latest incredibly expensive addition to their household. Modeled after the Quick Start guide you might receive along with a new vacuum cleaner, the New Baby 3000® manual tells how to get "hours of enjoying and pleasurement" in plain English. Kind of.

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The Baby Instruction Manual poster is 18 x 24 inches, printed on 100-lb. glossy stock.