All the cards shown below are printed on heavy, glossy-coated exterior stock, come with envelope, and retail for $2.50 each. Available from our website in special half-dozens
($12 -- save 20 percent!) or dozens ($21 -- save 30 percent!).


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How's My Loving - GU109

Carol greatly appreciated Lance’s new “customer-service” attitude.

Inside: As my Valentine, you’ll always come first.

Half-Dozen (6) $12

Dozen (12) $21

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Let's Cluck - GU110

What do you say we get out of here and go somewhere and cluck?

Inside: I’m open to suggestions, Valentine.

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Dozen (12) $21

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Brain Meeting - GU111

As you know, this new person we’re seeing takes up a lot of room in our brain, so I’m afraid some of you are going to have to move out for good. High School Locker Combination, you’re gone. Spare Key Hiding Place, you, too. Second-Year French, au revoir....

Why doesn’t Split Pants in Junior High just get out of here? He takes up too much room as it is!

Dude, you know he’s never going to leave.

Inside: You’re on my mind, Valentine.

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Dozen (12) $21

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Salmon Romance - GU112

Salmon Romance…

I just don’t see this ending well….

Inside: You’re worth the risk. Be my Valentine.

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Ventriloquist - GU113

Woody learned the hard way that workplace romances aren’t a good idea.

Inside: You and me – that’s a good idea. Be my Valentine.

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Dead Cupid - GU114

I had to do it… he was comin’ straight for me… it was him or me — him or me,I tell you….

Inside: OK, you got me. Now be my Valentine.

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Pig Latin - GU115

Iss-kay ee-may, ou-yay ool-fay.

Inside: You make me squeal. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Half-Dozen (6) $12

Dozen (12) $21

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Dog Love - GU116

I really think Scruffy could be the one! We both love seafood, taking long walks, and rolling in manure!

Inside: I feel the magic. Be my Valentine.

Half-Dozen (6) $12

Dozen (12) $21
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