Dear Student:
We at the X-Files University, Graduate School of Skinner Studies are delighted to welcome you to the program.
The Skinner School currently offers Bachelors, Masters and Doctoral programs. We also have a specialty program in Marine Studies, for those candidates focusing on Assistant Director Skinner's martial career.
The requirements for each degree are rigorous, consisting of a thesis of at least 10K in size for each degree earned, analyzing some aspect of Assistant Director Walter Sergei Skinner. (If you are a legal adult, feel free to dwell on some aspects to the exclusion of others, if you know what I mean...)
Please consider carefully the course you'd like your "research" to take. Like other collegiate programs, we rely heavily on one-on-one mentoring to assist you in the completion of the thesis required to obtain your Degree in Skinner Studies. I will be delighted to assist you with the identification and development of your thesis topic, and will happily participate in endless discussions of Skinner's musculo-skeletal development with you, if you think that might be helpful.
Don't thank me. It's my job.
Once again, welcome to the Graduate School of Walter Skinner Studies of the University of X-Files.
Veritas est ibi foris
Sincerely yours,
Maria Centrale
Maria Centrale, Dean
Graduate School of Skinner Studies, XFU
Praeses et curatores collegii Skinnerensis omnibus has litteras perlecturis salvtem in Cartero
Notum sit quod:
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gradus primi candidatum per professorum commendationem pro eius meritus titvlo graduque artium baccalaurei placuit nobis adornare eique omnia iura privilegia officia insignia ad hunc gradum pertinentia dedimus.
In cuius rei testimonium his litteris collegii sigillo impresis nomina nostra subscriptsimus.**
Maria Centrale
Praesis, College of Skinner Studies
(**it's been a long time since latin 1. If I made a grammatical or spelling mistake, please tell me. )
Need ideas? References? Inspiration? Try these links.
The X-Files Multimedia Archive
BRAWS= Broad Reform Advocates for Walter Skinner
The Gossamer Project: X-Files Fan Fiction Archive